Friday, August 31, 2012

Java 6 and 7 updated

A short while ago, I wrote about an exploit in Java 7 that made computers, regardless of operating system or browser, very vulnerable. Thursday, an update was released for Java 7 (update 7) that fixes this. An update was released for Java 6 (update 35) as well. Needless to say, it would behoove you to download and install the updates you need.

Myself, I use Java 6 and 7. I have a few older programs that won't work with 7, so I keep 6 around for that very reason. All in all, I haven't been too disappointed with Java. That's the main reason I'm taking college courses to learn Java programming.

Now, a lot of people are still saying if you don't need Java, you should uninstall it still. It's like that weight set you bought and never used; it's just lying there, taking up space, and someone could trip over it. The difference? That weight set cost you money, Java is free. So if you don't need Java, you can uninstall it and install it later if you do need it. Have fun!

How much money is enough?

I've heard the stories plenty of times. "If I win the lottery, I'm quitting my job!" A lot of us without much money can comment about what we'd do if we had enough money. But it's hard to actually say what we'd do when we actually get that kind of money.

Right now, I have 3 things on my list if I got a lucky break and won a lot of money. They are, in order:

  1. Pay off my girlfriend's loans
  2. Buy myself a car
  3. Buy my best friend a car
Honestly, with $200 grand, I could do that and I'd be happy. But what about funds over that? I honestly don't know what I'd do with anything more. If I win some sweepstakes that gives me a whole bunch of cash, I'd probably be at a loss. Do I save it? Invest it? Do something else that I haven't thought of?

I could see a number of options when I think about it. First would be to make sure the freaking taxes are handled. Depending on how much was left, I could use it to go to school. If it was a whole lot, I wouldn't even have to worry about retiring. It'd be like BAM! no need to work. Get a house, secure my retirement (which would start right away), maybe take a trip. Hell, I could always open that restaurant that I've wanted.

I'm not mentioning charity because I kind of see that as a given. Not for tax purposes either, but because I wouldn't be able to say otherwise; help some of the local food banks or shelters, donate to the Red Cross, even fund cleaning up the parks. I would have options.

Of course, it's easy to say something like that now. Once I actually had the money, will I have a different opinion or do different things? It's hard to tell. I'd like to say no, but then again, I don't have the money now. At least I can dream.

I do know one thing for sure that I would do: big awesome super party! With lots of pizza! Have fun!

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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Wish I had a car

A little more than a year ago, I had a little blue '85 Chevy S-10. She got me where I needed to go. Then her engine block cracked in 3 places. Needless to say, I was sad.

Now, I mostly rely on foot power and public transportation. I don't mind it, but there's a certain freedom that comes with having a vehicle. Munchies? Drive right down to the burger joint. College? I'll get there at my own leisurely pace. Time for work? Just gotta get in and drive.

There were downsides, to be sure. Gas, insurance, maintenance, all of these cost money. But that's part of the problem of having such a toy; you have to keep it going if you want to play with it.

While I miss my old girl, I do take a little heart in the money we're not spending on the costs that come with it. Maybe instead of driving to the burger joint, we'll order out for a pizza. Have fun!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Java 7 update 6 exploitable

In the last update of Java (v7 update 6) there was a 0-day exploit found and being used. This can affect all computers running Java 7 and all web browsers.

What this means is that there's a big problem in using the latest Java and it could hurt your computer. You can go to www.isjavaexploitable.com to test your computer. The site is run by a reputable computer security company and will show if you're vulnerable to the exploit.

It has been recommended by numerous security companies to remove Java 7 completely, though some are calling for complete removal until Oracle fixes it, and some are saying it's okay to use Java 6 in the mean time. If you use Java 6, be aware that it comes with its own vulnerabilities.

Another option, if you think you're savvy enough, is to request an unofficial patch from DeepEnd Research. They'll e-mail patches on request, but this is not intended for home use. Note that this has not been verified or approved by Oracle.

Now, you may be wondering, "Won't Oracle, who is responsible for Java, patch this as soon as possible?" The answer is "Perhaps not." Oracle usually releases 3 major updates a year in February, June, and October with bug fixes released around 2 months after the major update. The next update is expected to come in October. It is rare for Oracle to update at all outside of this schedule, though the attention might change their minds. To my knowledge and searching, Oracle has not released a comment pertaining to this yet.

If you don't know what version of Java you have, go to a command prompt.

  • For Windows, you can press Win-R, type "cmd", hit enter.
  • For Macs, Go to Applications > Utilities > Terminal.
  • For Linux, just go to a shell.

Then type in "java -version" and see what comes up. If you see a version of 1.7 or higher, you susceptible to the exploit. If it says 1.6, you should be OK. Well, as OK as you can be with Java 6 at least.

So be on your guard. Don't go to suspicious websites as usual. Play it safe.

World needs more goofy stuff

You ever play YouTube Roulette? You watch a video and then click on another video in the sidebar. I always go for second to last. Fair warning: If you play this game, you may end up in THAT part of the internet. Again.

Every now and then you win big and find something like this. It's originally from a website called albinoblacksheep.com which itself is host to many more bits of awesome. Have fun!

Good morning and then some!

It's strange how a change can impact you. I ended being burned out from my first day of classes yesterday, but it was a refreshing kind of burn out. The kind of burn out you get for playing at an amusement park all day with nothing but sugar drinks and cheap processed meat for fuel. As soon as I hit that pillow last night, even though I was energetic the whole evening, I was almost out like a light. If I was a kid, Daddy would have been carrying me in to bed while I dozed on his shoulder.

This morning, I woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Well, as much as you could get without being a furry anyway. Usually I have to down a couple Monsters to get that kind of pep. It's nice to be able to get up and go.

Pre-calc is turning out easier than I thought. It's just a case of memorizing the formulas so far. Once I have them down, applying them should be simple enough. Intro to Java should be fun. The teacher seems like he has a case of "Duuuuude, check this out."

Lately, I've felt myself in a slump. Maybe what I needed was something to give me some direction again. This could be just what I need to make a life. I owe most of the credit to my girlfriend. If she hadn't talked me in to it, I would just be bumming around the apartment still. Have fun!

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Monday, August 27, 2012

First class simple...

I've finished my first class, Pre-Calculus. The class itself was not a problem. Matter of fact, it was easy. Well, as easy as it could be. I find myself more anxious around others. That's what had me so nervous, it was other people.

I had problems in school, due in part to being the "new kid". Never fit in. It was in part responsible for my violent and hostile behavior. Here, it's a new page for pretty much everyone. I can taste the fear in some them and I find it quite enjoyable. For once, I have an advantage socially.

I'm not going to be a bully. I just feel like I don't have to size up everyone for a fight. It's nice to relax and enjoy my classes for a change. Have fun!

Tick tock

Ten minutes to go until I leave for class. Nervous isn't a proper description. Hopefully I can make these classes mine. Also I'm finding I don't like the Blogger app as much as sitting at my desk.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Godspeed Neil Armstrong

It's hitting everywhere. Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the Moon, has passed away at age 82.

My heart goes out to his family, as anyone who loses a family member will be saddened.

Neil Armstrong will be remembered through history as the first man to walk on the moon. When Yuri Gagarin became the first person in space, his achievement brought forth a real possibility to go further. But with Neil Armstrong's step, I think his epic voyage drove home the idea that what we merely dreamed in science fiction was actually possible. In truth, Neil has been the only person to trump Yuri and until we set foot someplace further away, they will hold their places solid as the first space pioneers.

Mr. Armstrong didn't just make history books however. While Yuri died early, Neil went on to encourage many children to seek the stars, both literally and metaphorically. I think it was the prospect of knowing someone really could set foot on some place as far off as the Moon encouraged my amateur study of astronomy. It also likely encouraged my father who loved looking at the moon. I remember late nights looking through a telescope to observe lunar landmasses.

For many of us who look forward to the future in the stars, you will be missed.
"That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong, July 21, 1969
Godspeed to splash down, Neil Armstrong.

Apple vs. Samsung: Winner is NOBODY!

So the decision is final. Apple "wins". From my point of view, no they didn't really win. It's kind of like a boxing match that goes all the way to the end and a winner gets decided based on points rather than someone getting knocked out.

Apple is starting to act like a stereotypical old man. "Get off my lawn!" The prices show it too. The iPhone 4S prices for $649 or $199 with a two-year wireless contract, even though it's old news. Many of the better Android-based phones are either comparable or cheaper, usually both.

The problem that exists with the iPhone and the iPad is they are starting to be seen as old. Slapping a number or letter after it won't change that anymore. The conceptions I had over each version of the iPhone was:
The first iPhone: "OOOOOOH! ME WANT!"
iPhone 2: "Cool!"
3: "Yay, I guess."
4: "OK..."
4S: "Whatever."
That only reason I wanted one was it was a toy I could play with and not much else. The iPod Touch I had was similar to it. It seemed like an iPhone that couldn't make calls or send texts. And while it had some nice apps, it wasn't anything special.

When I finally did get a smartphone, I shopped around. I read the reviews, talked to friends, compared capabilities, and in the end, I went with the HTC Evo Design 4G. It was offered at a good price and had capabilities that iPhone don't have. The big one being it wasn't Apple. Why was that important? It meant I had more control over my phone. (For the record, I have some Linux experience, so you know what kind of control I'm talking about!)

I think that's the main thing that gets me: Who could say that they could confuse a Samsung made phone for an iPhone? I pick up a phone and I can easily tell the difference from any Apple product. How? Their logo is a dead giveaway. The claim of "rectangles with rounded corners" doesn't belong to Apple. Playing cards have been using them for centuries. The original Game Boy was rectangular with rounded corners. Heck, my old Acer Inspire One is rectangular with rounded corners.

I'm not saying Apple has no case at all. Hardware (not simply design) patents are one thing. If Apple shows that Samsung was using their technology, beat Samsung down with a dirty stick.

Now, feel is trickier. I admit, the first time I saw the "bounce back" feature, it was on my iPod and it was novel, but it didn't register as something major. At first, I actually thought it was a bug; I relied more on the scroll bar. But does it belong solely to Apple? I have to say yes, if they invented it first. Apple does have experience in this matter.

In the end, I think Apple is keeping themselves on life support. They need a new product, and not just a renaming. Right now, all they make are iPhones and iPads. Oh yeah, and those Mac things too. Renaming their phone line to the iBam! is not going to cut it. Siri is cute but nothing new. If they really want to make the claim as the mac daddy of smartphones, they're going to need to be iNnovative.

I do admit, I don't understand every aspect of this case, but if the only things being released are these few bits, then the PR is not doing their jobs. Maybe someone else can explain it better or give a link. Have fun!

Friday, August 24, 2012

Stay Away From the Cubicle!

Let's face it. I'm no expert on prisons. My only visit to a prison was to find out if the eGranary Digital Library was working for the inmates. Cubicle jobs, however, those I know plenty about.

I used to think I could be content to work in a cubicle. Cut off from others. Just me and a computer. How naive of a graduate student. You'd think that after my first year of working in my cubicle (open to three other cubicles) I'd have learned to adjust my mindset to survive and possibly thrive. Almost two years in and I still haven't been able to do it. Why? Because I refuse to be institutionalized.

Over the years I have, perhaps, read too many dystopian future books or watched too many mind control movies to ever be comfortable working a cubicle job. I see the building from afar and instantly my fight or flight reflex kicks in. My job is killing me with stress, paranoia, and a lack of exercise. It is also killing my brain with an overgrowth of the mundane and a shortage of mental workouts. My IQ used to be in the 150's. It's down at least 10 points.

But, of course, it's all my fault. No excuse I provide will ever be good enough for those jackasses who believe that everyone is able to do everything for themselves and those who don't are pansies. Fuck you. After a day at work, trying to survive amongst other people and the threat of unemployment I'd prefer to go back to my cell (apartment) and give my traumatized mind and body a chance to rest up so I can survive tomorrow. There is no more energy to be given to further studies to keep my brain active. The closest I have to that are the books I get from the library. I used to watch the Discovery Channel and whatnot, but can no longer afford cable TV.

I've seen it happen to many times. A person starts out a cubicle job thinking "it'll just be for a year or so until I find another job that is more suited to what I want out of a career." Fat chance sucker. The economy is so deep in the toilet that the only other jobs available are for plumbing. Let's face it, no matter how bad the economy gets, plumbers will always be needed. And now you're wishing you would have taken up a blue collar specialty because, hey, there's a lot of shit, but at least you get to see sunshine every now and then.

So, what do you do? Well, if you've got a cubicle job, chances are VERY good that you've already completed your Bachelor's Degree. Let's hope it was a good one because it's the only one you'll ever get. Why? Because you're already so many thousands of dollars in debt no bank would ever give you another loan to go back and get another degree. And even if they did, you'll never be able to pay off the debt accrued by getting two degrees. I know, I have a BA and and MA. Shoot me now.

As a result of not being able to go anywhere else because you can't afford any more college and your skills are now passe for everything except your cubicle job, you have two choices: go bat-shit crazy and have an incredibly early mid-life crisis or adopt the company persona. I've seen them; the personas. They scare me. They believe they are part of the company, an important part, despite the fact they could be replaced by the next day. The company accomplishes something they were advised not to do but did so anyways because it "looks progressive" and the personas cheer. They believe in the company. They do not see what they have lost to the company: individuality, personality, respect, a fair wage. They see only the company's "progress".

I work for one of the main educational database companies. Which one, I will not say. But there has been no major shift in popularity, income, titles, etc. to favor one company or another. They claim they are in competition with each other, but in truth they are more akin to monopolies. They only complain about the other databases for appearances. In truth, all the corporate databases have universities and libraries wrapped around their fingers. If there is truly a competition, why must the companies charge prices that are easily 50% of the library's budget? I was trained to be a librarian. Now I work for the enemy and I cannot face myself in the mirror.

It is difficult, but I have not surrendered my identity. It has nearly crushed my soul, but the company will not take me. I will find a better job...or win the lottery. Because right now, both have the same chance of happening.

"If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all?" - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

AdSense because why not?

One of the funniest things I encountered was someone complaining about a rock band. They weren't complaining about the music or the songs. They didn't mention their outfits. They complained because their band "sold out".

Well DUH! That's why people start up rock bands. They want to be popular and awesome with thousands of screaming fans, or in other words, have a whole lot of money.

Let's face it, not a lot of people are going to be rock stars. But everyone still has that base desire of earning money. Whether it's just enough to help get by, enough to buy some extra gifts at Christmas, enough to make it their job, or enough to have a mattress stuffed full of Benjamins to flop on each night, people do things for money.

There are opportunities out there for people. They're not always easy to find, but people can stumble across a win now and then. Sometimes they find a potential way to make cash without having a goal. I found that I could create an AdSense account and use it to potentially turn my blog in to something a little profitable.

I started this blog as a way to write down and share my ideas with anyone who might be interested. It has a nice relaxing feeling to it. Considering school, being unemployed, and future plans, I could use a bit of extra cash. So while I may be "selling out", I'm going to feel good about it. It may not be backstage with groupies, but I never wanted to be a rock star anyway.

Now, captain of an intergalactic cruiser, that's a different story. Have fun!

What does writer's block taste like?

I've heard of the term but I've never understood it properly. Then again, I've never been much of a writer. But I understand that a person simply cannot move forward with ideas. This is either from a lack of ideas, too many ideas, or being overly critical of results.

A lack of ideas seems much like a dam, ready to burst. You just have to break the dam. I see how it's difficult to do that, but even something simple like a random phrase generator could be enough to get that dam to at least start leaking.

Too many ideas seems like the opposite where the dam is burst and you can't get a grip on anything because too much is coming at once. It's like swimming against the torrent when all you really need is to dip a bucket in for a little bit at a time.

"An artist is his own worst critic." I've heard that expression time and again, though I don't know who the originator of that expression is. But that one I can easily understand. Some people may be having good ideas and simply dismiss them because they think they aren't good enough. This seems more a personal problem than an artistic one. The writer is simply dashing his ideas without properly evaluating them. In this case, ideas need to be bounced of others. An independent source can give a much clearer indication of quality. The problem is the writer has to realize he's been way too critical.

I've had my own methods of dealing with blocks, though it's nothing like the more serious cases I've heard about. For some people, it interferes with daily life, relationships, or even physical health, all of which may compound the block. It seems akin to phobia where people lash out or react very poorly. It's difficult to manage without help.

Now, I've manage to overcome small blocks myself. Like I mentioned, when I can't seem to get an idea, I hit a random generator such as this one. When I get too many ideas at once, I'll assign some ideas to numbers and roll a die. When I get to a point where I can't properly judge quality of an idea, I'll bounce it off someone. "Hey, does X sound good?" I'll commonly do that with cooking.

Like I said, my cases seem simple compared to what I've read, but maybe it could help someone. If you have any ways getting over those stumbles, trying sharing those ideas. Have fun!

Old vs. New. vs. Who cares?

"That's the way we always did it." I know a lot of people who would say that when asked why a new method isn't being used. I've nothing against tradition, but when something new is introduced, it shouldn't be dismissed simply because it's not the way someone's used to doing things.

"We're doing something new!" Change for the sake of change is not change. The boss who steps in and says people need to work different because he's in charge is going to face resistance. That boss will fail because he doesn't lead, he simply does the "Because I said" that never worked when people were children.

I've seen a lot of people do things differently or the same simply because of their nature. I'll admit, I'm guilty of that myself. When I play Skyrim, I may want to play a certain type of character, like a warrior, but end up reverting to my thief habits of sneaking. Oh sure, I may be using a greatsword to sneak attack, but I'm still sneaking. Then again, I generally play as a thief, so why am I try to play as a warrior?

Whether it's games, business, personal relations, or cooking, it's difficult to balance the new with the old. If you just try to change things just to change things, then what exactly is your goal? It's like you're abandoning what you were originally doing for something completely different.

Evolution is not just something debated in scientific and religious circles. It's gradual change. There are some things that are done the same way simply because something better hasn't succeeded yet. I've seen things that would, in theory, work better, but they were abruptly introduced and failed like throwing a fish out of water. The fish dies because it can't suddenly breath air.

Let's say you're watching Cake Boss and you decide you want to make a cake like he does, with all the detail and flavor. All the cakes you've done before were using cake mix, a tub of frosting, and some candles for a birthday cake. You will likely fail. Because you're incompetent? No, because you're trying to change everything at once. There are skills and knowledge you'll need. Calculating weight, ingredients, knowing your flavors, strength of materials, color coordination, artistry, sculpting, and more. Buddy Valastro does all that and has a business to manage to boot.

What that means is you'll have to start small, not give up. Learn how to decorate simply, such as watching this video on ehow.com. Start getting an eye for details, work your way up, learn how to use fondant, and so on until your skills evolve and you could actually end up working for Buddy. If you get good enough, maybe he'll work for you! But seriously, you start simple and evolve things, discarding what doesn't work and keeping what does.

Now, for the individual, it's easy enough. Going off the cake analogy, let's say you wow your family with an impressive cake for your parents' anniversary and now your cousin Terry is asking you to teach how to do what you did. You know from experience that it'll take time. Terry wants to learn "now". Truth be told, Terry doesn't want to learn, Terry just wants to make a cake like you did. Change for the sake of change. It's not worth your time to attempt as there could be others who want to actually learn the process. That's a key part of evolution too, who will adapt and who won't.

I guess I'm kind of burned out on everyone who wants to be impressive and everyone who just wants to be left alone to do whatever. It's difficult to get people to find the balance that makes learning something different possible. Gradual steps may not seem efficient on paper, but it's better than trying to force everything at once and having people do things differently because you refused to allow them to adapt.

You know, next time I play a thief in Skyrim, I'm going to try for a no-murder playthrough. No people will be killed, but lots of pickpocketing. Have fun!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Pandora: The Land of Oppurtunity

It's coming. The return to Pandora to shoot, grab loot, and occasionally blow things up. Borderlands 2 is on it's way.

Now, I'm not one of those who HAS to have a sequel simply because it's a sequel. I've seen that before. If the original is fun, then I should be able to have the faith that the sequel will be better. I have been burned, so I'm not without experience.

My favorite examples of good sequels are the U.S. versions of Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, 3, and Super Mario World. Each improved over the last. Granted, these are simple examples, but I have seen these used as examples of what sequels should be. While the graphics improved, these alone don't count as improvements. Each sequel improved the game play over the previous.

Sadly, we also see examples of sequels being worse than their predecessors. It's these examples that have led to the term Sequel Syndrome. One example of how the sequel can be worse is Fable 2 and Fable 3. (Before you pull out the crucifix and nails, this is my opinion, but you'll understand my point in a moment.) Fable 2 was a richer environment and story. Fable 3 felt so much more linear, especially the end. Truth be told, the ending felt very anticlimactic.

The reason I look forward to Borderlands 2 is I loved the basic game play style. Shoot, get loot, shoot some more. Add in each character's abilities and you had variety of play styles and strategies. Borderlands 2 promises to expand on that and add more story to it, something I felt was rather lacking in the first game. They're bringing back old characters and introducing new ones. "GET YOU ONE!"

The premise I hear for the story is rather confusing though. At first, I thought the characters were simply seeking revenge against Handsome Jack, then it turns out there's a SECOND vault, the contents of which should include a new big bad that Jack can possibly control. And along the way, get loot, more loot, and more loot!

Hopefully, they'll keep the multiplayer intact. In the first Borderlands, class mods and certain abilities would help the entire party. I preferred playing as a Soldier using his healing abilities and ammo regen to really aid my team mates. My bother loved playing as a hunter and getting his hands on an Orion and using that as a sniper rifle and a close quarters weapon. He would burn through ammo like it was going out of style. My girlfriend preferred a more balanced load out, but we burned that ammo like crazy. "Oh look, an enemy!" 500 rounds later, "I think it's dead." Couple hundred more, "Yeah, it's dead." A few more rounds, "What? Double tap."

That's not to say I didn't like the single player. In solo campaigns, I'd play as the Siren. I liked having control of the situation, even if it meant choosing when to fight. One Phasewalk when I wanted and I could pick and choose my fights. In 2, I'm looking forward to playing as Maya. All the non-Siren characters seem to have their abilities geared towards dealing MOAR DAMAGE!!1! while Sirens take control. Perhaps Borderlands 2 will balance out those roles a bit more.

Myself, I'm getting the XBox 360 version. It's not going to have the cool special effects you can get with a gaming PC, but I'll be able to play with my girlfriend  and brother who don't have any kind of PC setup capable of playing it. It will be a race to 100% Achievements. When it comes out September 18, try looking me up on XBox LIVE for a match. My gamertag is Fluxxdog Zero. Have fun!

Herpy Derpy Hoogy Hoggle in 2012!


Politics is one of the Terrible Three (more on that another time). But sometimes, we find a person who bring us together to point out what we all can agree on. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jonnyethco.
I think everyone can agree that this year, when you vote, remember "Herpy Derpy Hoogy Hoggle" in 2012! Have fun!

Up all night

I remember when I was a kid, the USA network had a "show" called USA Up All Night. The movies ran the gamut of material, from corny to risque. I miss that show. Especially now when I'm living the title.

Anytime you stay up WAY past your bed time, you know it's not a good idea, but you stay up anyway. You enjoy that soft feeling of fatigue and that gentle puffiness on your eyelids. You toys with the ideas that dance around in your head. Or you veg out in front of the TV.

I'm not saying it's healthy, but sometimes you get more cross trying to lay down and sleep when you know you won't. Your mind just lays there and tortures you. You think of random things that just bloom from out of nowhere, some of them funny, some of them making you question the amount of medication you're taking.

I'll be honest, the internet is not something to get on when you're tired. Not because you may post the wrong thing in 4chan, but because it requires interaction. You mind has to focus on it. TV, on the other hand, you just turn it on and let your mind devour all the junk that comes out.

Next time, I'm going to see if I can find an old B-movie somewhere on TV and just drift off. Have fun!

Forty by Forty

One of the hot topics lately has been the extreme gap between bottom rung and top tier pay in companies. You get people making minimum wage struggling because "there's not enough money for raises" while the top executives have multi-million dollar contracts.

This is not a discussion about whether the executives deserve that pay. That should be something left to the shareholders. This is simply an idea for how to rein in the gap while helping to provide more income for the economy. I call it the Forty by Forty rule, or 40x40 for short.

For discussion, I will be using a minimum yearly wage calculated against federal minimum wage for forty hour work weeks for 52 weeks, rounded off to the nearest thousand. Some states have higher minimum wages.
$7.25/hour * 40 hours/week * 52 weeks = $15080, rounded to $15000
If the company has tipped employees, their rates for 40x40 calculations will be twice their base pay. Federal law mandates that this be a minimum of $2.13 an hour, which would come out to $8860.80 in one year.
Some companies may pay less for young, new hires under the Fair Labor Standards Act, as well as pay less than minimum wage for workers with disabilities, full-time students, and student-learners. These incomes would be calculated at full minimum wage. More information can be found at the Department of Labor's website.
40x40 is an idea for tax laws in handling companies and the tax breaks they may claim based on how they pay their workers. Because I'm not an economist, I would welcome any input from trained sources as to the impact or feasibility of these ideas.

Let's start with the first 40. In order to qualify for federal tax breaks, a company must spend 40% of their profits on payroll. (Naturally, this would be profits before paying their employees, taxes, benefits, and so on.) Using the minimum wage above, this should not be difficult for small businesses to do if they have 4 people working 40-hour weeks or 8 people working 20-hour weeks. A guy running a small restaurant should be able to fit that requirement easily.

For larger companies, this may seem trickier. Take Walmart who reported $15+ billion in earnings for their last fiscal year (if I'm reading that right) as well as other numbers for income, taxes, benefits, etc. We'll give it a nice hardy $25 billion for pre-payroll profit. Right off, you'll notice that's a difference of $10 billion, or 40% which seems a bit outlandish. Bear with me, a lot of this is hypothetical to begin with and I'm not exactly proficient at reading their annual report which can be found here. The numbers for paying employees and benefits seem to be on page 45 of the PDF.

Anyway, we've established that the 40% itself should not be too difficult. This leads in to the second 40. The highest income cannot be more than 40 times the lowest income. So if the lowest paid employee makes $15000 a year, the highest paid employee cannot be paid more than $600000 or the tax breaks are forfeit. What about stock options and benefits? The yearly income would be calculated based on how the person is being hired and paid.

Take your hourly wage earner. We'll start off with $15000.

  • Add to that certain benefits that are available by the first paycheck that can have a defined value for which the employee does not have to pay.
  • Subtract all benefits that the employee must pay that are provided by a third party.
  • Do not include benefits that the employee must wait to use or cannot be solidly defined.
  • For these purposes, bonuses and awards are not included.

Let's use the restaurant. The guy offers a health insurance plan which he pays half of and the employee pays the other half. He provides one meal and free drinks (for argument's sake, we'll say this cost him $10 per day) and after you work for one year, you get 3 days paid vacation. Since he pays half and the employee pays half of the insurance, they essentially cancel each other out for calculating yearly income. Because the vacation time cannot be used at hire, those 3 days don't get added in either. However, the meals get added in at $10/day * 5 days/week * 52 weeks a year = $2600 dollars. So the employee is considered to be paid $17600 per year for the purposes of 10x10. That means the highest wage that could be earned in the whole company (which is likely just the manager) would be $704000 per year.

There's a catch though: the health insurance. Many people who get health insurance are told they cannot use it for the first 4 weeks or 30 days after they start paying. This would make it a benefit that is not immediately available. Therefore, the employer's contribution would not count towards the 40x40 totals. As such, the employee's total would be less. For a small business, this should not really be that big of an issue. Say the payment is $80 a week split between the employer and employee. The employee's total would still come out to $15520.

Now, let's switch this over to the salary side. For this discussion, anyone's who pay is determined at least by the month will be considered salaried for determining 40x40 values. If they show you being paid by the hour, you're not salaried.

  • Add to that all benefits that are available that can have a defined value for which the employee does not have to pay.
  • Subtract all benefits that the employee must pay that are provided by a third party.
  • Do not include benefits that cannot be solidly defined.
  • For these purposes, bonuses and awards are included.
The big thing that might be looked at are stock options. "They don't have a solid definition." Yes they do. They have a value at the time of award. If a person is award 20 options at $20 each, that's $400, regardless of their value when the option is exercised.

Because salaried individuals are hired with a guarantee of benefits and pay, those that are not available immediately are still part of the salaried deal. In our above example of $704000 a year, health insurance the the employer and employee split would cancel each other out. If he's hired with a bonus of stock options, that should count against his total.

Now, imagine a Walmart executive making only $704000 cash a year. Imagine any executive making only that much. If that was broken down to 40-hour work weeks, that'd be about $338.46 an hour. 1 hour of work and they'd still be making more than a minimum wage earner after 40 hours.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying all executives don't earn their pay. For some, they're considered on the clock 24/7. Others are given the task of rebuilding a business going through difficult times. But it really puts things in perspective as to how much they earn compared to those lower on the totem pole.

And that's the catch to it all. If executives want a raise, they just need to raise the rate of pay for their lowest paid workers. It doesn't even have to be cash, though that would help people more. Benefits can be added that make the value of their paycheck more. Take the health insurance, for example. A company could take on the whole insurance payment and the employee's income would be considered boosted by another $2080. That means the big shots could give themselves a $80000 pay raise and still be in compliance with the 40x40. What's more, this is an extra $40 a week the employee puts in their pocket. That's like a $1/hour raise.

It wouldn't be out of the question to tax on the 40x40 calculated income either. This way the government doesn't lose out on their revenue.

So, what about businesses that say screw it and ignore the 40x40? They're not penalized. They're just not allowed to claim certain tax breaks. This could be a wide range of select breaks that would make a company more profitable or a simple, straight percentage. It could even be taxing the company on their pre-payroll profits if they don't comply, meaning a larger amount of taxes paid.

That said, this is only guess work. Numbers may have to be fiddled with to make them more viable for businesses as a whole. I looked at what I thought were opposite ends of the business spectrum. Perhaps I'm not factoring in something or unaware of other things, but it has a good feel to it. I invite anyone to chime in with their opinion or information relevant to this. Have fun!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

College Nervousness 101

In a little less than one week's time, I'll be starting classes geared towards an Associate Degree in Applied Science specializing in Java Programming (and possibly another in C++). Usually when someone's about to head to college, they're excited at the new environment. Usually, they're focused on the fun they could have. Usually they're thinking of frat parties or their future thesis or even their career once they finish and get that degree.

Usually, they're half my age.

I've been out of school for a while. My mind is still rather sharp. The college entrance exam I took showed me placing in top levels in Reading and Writing. My math skills are pretty good too. This first semester, I'll be taking Pre-calculus to brush up on some of the stuff I forgot. The other courses shouldn't be too difficult. They consist of an introductory course for Java and a course for using Windows programs. Easy stuff.

What has me worried is going back to school. I've been out of Academia for some time and I'm not sure if I can just waltz back in. Can I re-learn the mathematics I've forgotten? Can I complete the computer course work satisfactorily? Can I learn a new computer language?

I realized why I'm not freaking out. When I went to orientation, most of the people there were definitely past the "just graduated" mark. I'm not fresh as a daisy, but neither are these people. That gives me some confidence. It may not be much, but it is enough to keep me from hiding.

To everyone going to college this fall, enjoy yourself and here's to hoping you graduate with distinction. Have fun!

Clarifying adult content

When I started on this blog, I decided to label it as adult content. It seems I have a different idea of adult content than Google. Note that this is not a critique of their policies, just a comparison of our differences of opinion.

My idea of adult content tends to fall in the same line of thinking as The Books of Exalted Deeds for Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 being "For Mature Audiences Only". Essentially, the ideas and opinions are of an elevated nature with content not easily grasped by a majority of minors. Its intent is not to shock or entice. To quote the Book of Exalted Deeds:
[T]he Book of Exalted Deeds is intended for mature players. That’s not because it’s filled with lurid depictions of depravity and torture. The material isn’t meant to shock or offend (though some topics may).
The Book of Exalted Deeds, © 2003 Wizards of the Coast, Inc.
While I understand that there are 13-year-olds who can handle this sort of content, I also know of 18-year-olds and older who have issues with someone saying the word "damn". However, the majority of minors (under 18) would have difficulty understanding the context of what was being said. This is why I initially labeled my blog as "adult content".

However, Google's definition of adult content is more business related. The best example of their idea comes from an explanation in AdSense:
In addition to photos and videos which contain nudity or sexual activities, here are some other examples of unacceptable content:
  • Lewd or provocative images
  • Crude or indecent language, including adult stories
  • Sexual tips or advice
  • Sexual fetish sites (e.g. foot fetish content)
  • Adult toys or products
  • Ads or links to external sites containing adult content
Adult Content - AdSense Help, © 2012 Google
I think as far as my blog goes, the only one of those I may have to even come close to beginning to consider is the note on "Crude or indecent language". I'm not going to be transcribing Jay and Silent Bob, though the occasional "offensive word" may slip in from time to time. As I said in my very first post, anyone who chooses to be offended chooses to be offended. I am not going to be detailing explicit activities.

The Adult Content tag is ripped off because it was unnecessary. I guess I'm more kid friendly than I thought. I still have to be careful of stepping on them though. They're so small and I'm so big! Have fun!

PS: Concerning "Sexual tips and advice", does that cover suggesting a condom? I would think that would fall under the category "Health tips and advice".

Mac 'n' cheese for the masses

I have to admit, one of the things I'm proud about is my mac 'n' cheese recipe. It's nothing too fancy but it's pretty good.

Ingredients:
  • 1 pound macaroni, boiled
  • 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
  • 1/2 cup white flour
  • 2 cups milk
  • 1 pound (about 4 cups) shredded cheese
  1. Prepare your macaroni and set aside
  2. Using a 3 to 4 quart sauce pan, melt the butter.
  3. Add flour and stir until consistent. I find this is best done with a whisk.
  4. Add milk a little at a time, stirring constantly, keeping everything blended smoothly before adding more milk.
  5. Add cheese and mix vigorously until smooth.
  6. Mix macaroni and cheese sauce.
(Quick note: Most ingredients can be substituted easily, such as margarine for butter, but I recommend against using whole wheat flour. It doesn't mix well.)

Once you make it and try it you'll find... it's nothing special. Truth be told, it's kind of bland. It's not without its charm, but there's nothing to really make it stand out.

And that's the beauty of it.

What you have here is a base to add ingredients. A common mix I like is adding hamburger and mixed vegetables. Experiment with seasoning like black pepper, crushed red pepper, chili powder, tomatoes and green chilies, chicken, bacon, broccoli, and so on. Experimenting is the bread and butter of this macaroni and cheese.

For those of you who are health or diet minded, a few notes: This dish is vegetarian, not vegan. I am not sure if the base is kosher and I could use some input on that. Depending on the butter, margarine, or cheese used, you may want to watch the fats and sodium (this is partly why I don't add salt). Skim milk is perfectly acceptable to subtitute. Diabetics should keep in mind the pasta and flour as this could spike your blood sugar levels.

That, as they say, is that. Play around with it, experiment, and feel free to post your successful experiments. I hope you enjoy your meals! Have fun!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

My purpose for running my mouth

This blog is intended for my opinion and aspects of my daily life. People will disagree with me. I will disagree with others. In the end, I will say what I want and I hope others will respect that. I recognize that I cannot learn if I close myself off, so for those who feel I may be wrong, I ask you speak up. We cannot learn from one another if we remain silent.

My biggest worry is some people will take my opinions personally and be offended. I recognize that their reaction is not my fault but the intent of others to be offended. To those people I would advise you to lighten up! I prefer to sign all my posts "Have fun!" as a reminder that we can stress and moan and whine and gripe and be malcontent over ever little thing if we choose and I choose instead to enjoy what I can.

If you're reading this, thanks for getting through my rambling and I hope you enjoy the rest of what I have to contribute to the world at large. Have fun!

PS: Any posts about serious content will not be signed with "Have Fun!" depending on the nature of said content. You have been warned.